The 7 Disasers of Seven Peaks

#1 - Getting wacked, no less that 8 times, by these tubes. Honestly, you need a licence to carry these suckers. 

 #2 - Having your Hubby pressure you into going on this slide only to look extremely attractive as you drink half the pool and proceed to puke it out through your nose.

 #3 - Being so tired from lack of shade that when one carries their sled to the top of the slide, one drops said sled on ones toe, and still, 5 weeks later, has a discoloration on said spot. (also, also very attractive)

 #4 - Realizing why there is a lack of "facilities" at this waterpark. (Apparently the water doesn't turn blue, guess how I know that).

 

#5 - Having "the talk" with your child about why she doesn't have to go to timeout although she accidentally pee-peed in her swiming suit - while in the water (please see #4).

 #6 - The big white "slides" at this park are super fun to slide down. Especially when you are slightly overweight and you feel as if you are riding down sandpaper only to get stuck at the bottom because your swimming suit is climbing up into "unchartered territory" and no one wants to "pick their weggie" in front of everyone. (well except that lady, can you see her?)

 #7 - Finally making it down the dreaded green slide only to make it to the end of the pool and not be able to get off the yellow sled so you lean backwards ever so slightly and end up with your rear end in the air and your face under the water and lucky for you it gets caught on film. (sorry, I have to much pride to show you that, but here is a nice shot of Josh drinking the pool as well)